i don't like sucking hair
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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