I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
This is my gift to your gina
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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