Please, let me fuck your mom
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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