Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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