If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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