i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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