Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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