I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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