Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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