I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i came on her dog
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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