thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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