After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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