i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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