If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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