You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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