i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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