Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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