I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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