So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Randomize
