I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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