Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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