my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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