real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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