I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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