I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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