whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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