Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I think I died a long time ago.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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