was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize