In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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