Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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