I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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