I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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