to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
When did we convert life to cartoon?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Randomize
