You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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