I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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