His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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