I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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