I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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