i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
