Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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