i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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