I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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