ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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