I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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