So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
