fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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