im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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