I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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