so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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