we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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