Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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