See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm bleeding and have questions
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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