why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
this will be a night to untag.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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