awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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