My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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