How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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