it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Girls should come with a carfax report
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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