Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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